Season Finale
8-9PM
SHARK TANK
ABC TV

I dig SHARK TANK; it’s the rare reality show with actual stakes. Instead of competing to date a washed-up celebrity, people watch their dreams live or die depending on the deals they get (or don’t) from investors. Tonight a mogul-to-be tries to score cash for a golf club you pee in. See, I told you this show was awesome.

- Dalton Ross